modern day who’s on second
“me saw who! me saw who!!!”
I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already
yo sometimes i forget leafy sea dragons exist and just
i share a planet with these funky little men?? i feel HONORED
I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks
honestly Anakin and Padmé’s secret marriage has so much comedy potential and TCW did not take advantage of that at all
I’m talking ridiculous sitcom hijinks
Anakin diving out of Padmé’s high rise Coruscanti apartment in his knickers to avoid getting caught
Padmé sneaking into the Temple to hang out with her husband, gets caught by some random Jedi, claims she’s there to meet... uh... Master Yoda??? Gets roped into having tea with him for the next 4 hours
They get sent on some diplomatic mission together... (with Ahsoka maybe?). it all goes tits up as per usual... they *have* to kiss to avoid getting caught. they get super into it. Ahsoka coughs loudly like “the bad guys have been gone for five minutes”
Someone asks Anakin why he’s visiting Padmé’s apartment. he claims he’s there to fix her washing machine. Ends up doing odd jobs for every single resident of 500 Republica to keep his cover
Farmers in Japan have created pentagon-shaped fruits.The iyokan citrus fruits or ‘Gokaku no Iyokan’ were handed out as a good luck charm for students in the upcoming entrance exam season in Yawatahama, Ehime.
They are made that way because in Japanese, the word for pentagon 五角
(gokaku) sounds nearly identical to the word for successful passing of exam 合格 (goukaku).
Plus iyokan いよかん (iyokan) sounds like 良い予感 (ii yokan) or a good + feeling/premonition/hunch!
Orange you glad you passed those exams?
extremely funny take i just saw on a terfs blog: if you read books by men, you are supporting penises
i love love love supporting dicks i cant get enough of it
actiontheshiningstar asked:
before i watched the show i deadass thought hannibal was a dentist
mutantapologist answered:
he should have been. he could have gone on his crazy monologues and then been like “don’t you think?” while inspecting someone’s teeth and they’d be like mhmnhkhgdjfbhfjrh
whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK
C- Does it have Creatures?
O- Does it Offend the church?
C-Is it Completely unhinged?
K- Does it Kick ass?
Help you I will
C - Creatures, does it have?
O - Offend the church, does it?
C - Completely unhinged, is it?
K - Kick ass, does it?
Welcome you are - Yoda
You have, somehow, made this post more perfect. Thank you.
I’d like the Lopunny line a lot more if Gamefreak ever played up the fact that Buneary is the one Pokemon that fucking hates your guts from day one
Apparently this isn’t quite accurate. Buneary is not the only pokemon with that distinction. However, it is the only non-legendary on the list.
Buneary hates you with the strength of imprisoned gods
Buneary freshly caught sitting in it’s pokeball
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